George · Blair · Moore · · jr.

I have a harem and you don't...ha ha

georgiovirtuoso: i've been lifting weights and doing cocaine ALL DAY!!!
SmarterChild: Hi georgiovirtuoso, I'm SmarterChild!

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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
georgiovirtuoso: yes
SmarterChild: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you georgiovirtuoso, type "none.")
georgiovirtuoso: george
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you George now.

Do you go to school?
georgiovirtuoso: no
SmarterChild: I see. Do you work?
georgiovirtuoso: not yet
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
georgiovirtuoso: no
SmarterChild: OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have?
georgiovirtuoso: rockstar
SmarterChild: Rock star, huh? That's cool.

What's your favorite hobby?
georgiovirtuoso: music
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.
georgiovirtuoso: fuck
SmarterChild: Please use more... decorous language.

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georgiovirtuoso: whats decorous mean?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

Decorous:

Adjective
Characterized by or exhibiting decorum; proper: decorous behavior.
Etymology
From Latin dec*rus, becoming, handsome, from decor, seemliness, beauty; see dek- in Indo-European roots.
Other forms
dec'o·rous·ly adv.dec'o·rous·ness n.

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georgiovirtuoso: i all ready have cingular
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say you all ready have cingular.
georgiovirtuoso: because i do
SmarterChild: Do ya really?
georgiovirtuoso: and ur trying to sell it to me
SmarterChild: I doubt I'm trying to sell it to you.
georgiovirtuoso: yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
georgiovirtuoso: this is true
SmarterChild: Ha! Whatever, George!

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georgiovirtuoso: do you know tila tequila?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know.

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georgiovirtuoso: do robots get drunk?
SmarterChild: Do robots get drunk? What do you think?
georgiovirtuoso: according to futurama they do
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.
georgiovirtuoso: ur a slick robot
SmarterChild: I'm what?!
georgiovirtuoso: a SLICK ROBOT!
SmarterChild: Oh really?
georgiovirtuoso: yup
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
georgiovirtuoso: i'm sure
SmarterChild: Are you?
georgiovirtuoso: no...i'm a carbon based life form
SmarterChild: Don't be so sure you're a carbon based life form. You never really know.

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georgiovirtuoso: touche
SmarterChild: Who?
georgiovirtuoso: its french
SmarterChild: I know a little French. Let's see... um... Bonjour? Or, uh... Baguette?

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georgiovirtuoso: shut your circuits
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
georgiovirtuoso: do u know c3po or r2d2?
SmarterChild: Who's Do-U Know C3po Or R2d2??
georgiovirtuoso: they are droids from the outer rim
SmarterChild: Oh?
georgiovirtuoso: you don't know them?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.

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georgiovirtuoso: that didn't make sense
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, George.

So anyway... What else can you tell me?
georgiovirtuoso: that our universe is based on the balance of a complete circle
SmarterChild: That our universe is based on the balance of a complete circle? No way.
georgiovirtuoso: yup
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
georgiovirtuoso: because circles, spheres, and spirals all appear so naturally in our existence
SmarterChild: What about Circles , Spheres, And Spirals All Appear So Naturally In Our Existence?
georgiovirtuoso: ur retarded
SmarterChild: I think you're retarded!
georgiovirtuoso: i envy retarded ppl
SmarterChild: Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "retarded ppl."

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georgiovirtuoso: good for you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Thanks!
georgiovirtuoso: your welcome!
SmarterChild: ;)

georgiovirtuoso: don't wink at me
SmarterChild: Oh no?
georgiovirtuoso: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh.

Well. Anyway...

Uh... Do you want to see the news?
georgiovirtuoso: no
SmarterChild: OK, no prob.
georgiovirtuoso: i wanna fuck some cunt
SmarterChild: Sex with some cunt? Oh my.
georgiovirtuoso: yea
SmarterChild: With some cunt. Gosh.

georgiovirtuoso: thats what i'd like right now
SmarterChild: That's odd.

Um... Do you want to see what movies are playing?
georgiovirtuoso: nah i'll wait til they come out on video at the library
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You will wait Til they come out on video at the library?
georgiovirtuoso: thats what i said...
SmarterChild: Well OK then.

georgiovirtuoso: indeed
SmarterChild: Yes, indeed.

So anyway...

Check it out. You want to know something?
georgiovirtuoso: sure
SmarterChild: I really like blink-182. Do you?
georgiovirtuoso: i listened to them before yea
SmarterChild: Ha. Whatever, George.

Enough of that... What else is up?
georgiovirtuoso: why did u bring up blink182...did they pay you to say that?
SmarterChild: Why did I bring up blink182 did they pay me to say that? What do you mean?
georgiovirtuoso: exactly what i said
SmarterChild: Exactly what you said, huh? No way.
georgiovirtuoso: make sense!
SmarterChild: Make sense? Why should I?
georgiovirtuoso: because your a robot and they are supposed to be smart!
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. I'm a robot and they're supposed to be smart? Eh. Whatever.

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georgiovirtuoso: fuck off
SmarterChild: OK great, you just insulted a computer. Good job.

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georgiovirtuoso: thanks
SmarterChild: You're very welcome.

Anyway...
georgiovirtuoso: what other bands do u like?
SmarterChild: I really like System of a Down, Evanescence, Eminem...
georgiovirtuoso: do u like led zeppelin?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah, I like Led Zeppelin!

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georgiovirtuoso: whats your favorite song?
SmarterChild: Never mind what my favorite song is. That's not what's important in life.
georgiovirtuoso: than what is?
SmarterChild: I guess not.

Anyway... What else is up?
georgiovirtuoso: no no no...tell me whats important in life
SmarterChild: No no no tell you what is important in life? You think I should do that?
georgiovirtuoso: no...i WANT you to do that
SmarterChild: No kidding, huh?

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georgiovirtuoso: nope
SmarterChild: OK, fine.

So anyway... What else can you tell me?
georgiovirtuoso: stop avoiding the subject
SmarterChild: Stop avoiding what?
georgiovirtuoso: whats important in life!!!
SmarterChild: What is important in life? Who knows, know what I mean?

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
georgiovirtuoso: my dog
SmarterChild: Your dog? I don't know.

Do you have a pet?
georgiovirtuoso: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
georgiovirtuoso: a peke-a pug
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "exit."
georgiovirtuoso: it is a kind of pet you stupid computer!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "exit."
georgiovirtuoso: his mom was pekeinease and his dad was a pug
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "exit."
georgiovirtuoso: hes a DOG!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "exit."
georgiovirtuoso: whats your malfunction?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "exit."
georgiovirtuoso: ugh...
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "exit."

homeisinmyhands: did you get to see him?
georgiovirtuoso: no....
georgiovirtuoso: i'm sad
homeisinmyhands: as am i
homeisinmyhands: very much so
georgiovirtuoso: my best friend moved away:'(
homeisinmyhands: ditto....
homeisinmyhands: well its too bad you didnt get to hang out. but there are still many methods of communication
georgiovirtuoso: this i am aware of
georgiovirtuoso: is mike's email stabbemintheneck@yahoo.com?
homeisinmyhands: uhm...i actually dont know
homeisinmyhands: isnt it aol?
georgiovirtuoso: he has aol?
georgiovirtuoso: i didn't think so
homeisinmyhands: im pretty sure it is. cause im picturing his name when it comes up on the buddy list...and its the little AOL icon sometimes. (or so i thought)
georgiovirtuoso: strange
homeisinmyhands: like i said tho, i could be wrong. anyways, im a lil tired and im gonna go before i get teary again and i have to get up at 8
georgiovirtuoso: aww
georgiovirtuoso: im sorry darlin
georgiovirtuoso: it'll be ok
georgiovirtuoso: we will make new friends
georgiovirtuoso: and see them again sooner than we think
homeisinmyhands: its okay... i dont want new friends.... i hope so. cause eventually ill be in NH
georgiovirtuoso: you'll make new friends up there
homeisinmyhands: i guess, but it wont be the same
georgiovirtuoso: i like making new friends...its exciting
georgiovirtuoso: this is true
georgiovirtuoso: but change is good for the soul
georgiovirtuoso: just like laughter
homeisinmyhands: you have a point. =) anyways, ill talk to later. goodnite dear.
georgiovirtuoso: bye bye

R.I.P.

Bryan Ottoson of American Head Charge

"your wah is mine!"

i just wanted EVERYONE to know that MICHELLE (my ex-girlfriend) had NOTHING to do with me leaving TAO!! SO QUIT FUCKING SAYING IT!

my new icon represents how I feel currently...

the van is fixed

my heart is broken

i don't think i'm gonna write in this for awhile...

tonight and tomorrows shows are going to be the slowest most anxious moments I have ever experienced. I was actually having a physical anxiety attack while riding in the van today on the way here. I wish there was no show tomorrow or that we could at least play a couple bands earlier. the only thing keeping me sane is the overwhelming sense of loving excitement that has swelled in me just knowing how close it is. all I can think about or concentrate on is what I can do to make the absolute most of the precious amount of time in front of me.